[With tongue-in-cheek and shameless hyperlinks]
10. I’m on the 2nd to last chapter of Fifty Shades of Grey.
9. My social value (Klout score) has stalled at 47.
8. I ran out of gum…Orbit is my go-to brand because the flavor lasts for one post.
7. It’s sunny outside…what is o-u-t-s-i-d-e?
6. My 17 lb cat needs to be fed…again and again and again. Moow.
4. My spine care doctor recommends I stand up more.
2. Firewood gladly needs stacking (with traditional cross-hatched end towers) and not editing, linking or spell checking.
What are your Top Ten Reasons for temporary blog stoppage (aka “Save Draft”)?